Featuring my best friend, Caps Lock.
IF I WERE SADDLED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF FREEING AN ORCA WHALE IN THE MIDST OF MY BACHELOR PARTY, I WOULD BE ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!
TALKING BABIES, IF THEY EVEN EVER WERE FUNNY, STOPPED BEING FUNNY AFTER WATCHING 93 MINUTES OF THEM IN LOOK WHO’S TALKING.
SORRY TO SAY, IF THERE REALLY WERE SUCH A FERVENT AND LARGE MOB OF BEER LOVERS, THEY WOULD HAVE JUST ROLLED THAT TRUCK AND ENJOYED A TON OF FREE BEER.
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL IS ITS USE OF Boléro AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC, WHICH HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN FEATURED IN SUCH COMMENDABLE TV SHOWS AS KENNY VS. SPENNY AND DIGIMON.
“O WAO!! IT’S SOOO HARD BEING A MAN WITH RESPONSIBILITIES!! I’M SO REPRESSED, I GUESS I’LL BUY THIS DODGE!! HOPE I DON’T GET A SPEEDING TICKET WHILE CRUISIN TO THE NICKELBACK STATION ON THE SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO I’M GIVING MYSELF FOR FATHERZ DAY!!!”
I WOULD GO ON, BUT THIS POST WAS OBSOLETE BEFORE I EVEN STARTED WRITING.
If you must know, these are the only super bowl ads from this year that you are allowed to like:
you (of all people) liked the google paris one? you’re so gai.
also: http://jezebel.com/5469882/i-will-see-paul-blart-mall-cop–twice-a-womans-response-to-the-dodge-charger-ad